I bet he comes in French.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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