his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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