the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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