I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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