just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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