We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
True college students do jello shots in the library
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