playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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