...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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