did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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