I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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