Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I enjoy the company of your penis
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