Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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