so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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