After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
