so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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