i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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