He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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