what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
