OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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