He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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