Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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