is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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