is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i think im in europe. pls send help
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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