it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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