nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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