i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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