her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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