Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Randomize