What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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