weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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