So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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