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let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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