Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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