i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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