Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
