So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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