so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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