I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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