He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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