I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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