Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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