Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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