need another drink. this is the easiest way
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
well most of my day revolves around power hour
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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