I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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