I don't think brook has ever known best
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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