Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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