this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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