He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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