Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
sex in a hospital.. check
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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