drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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