This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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