used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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