I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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