dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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