Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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